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1. What is your favorite Tank Dempsey line?
"There's just something so beautiful about blowing shit up!"
"You blood-sucking gutter-slugs are goin' out Dempsey style!"
"Okay, let's see, a thousand zombies, and one Dempsey; yeah that seems fair."
"K to the I to the A Zombitch!"
"Fuckers caught me napping!"
"Ah, the M16. 5.56 millimeter magazine-fed gas-operated sweetness... just like me~"
"I wonder if Richtofen has gears like that in his head."
"A tale of two Dempseys, starts slow but has a happy ending."
"His portrait's bigger than anyone else is. Must be trying to compensate for something..."
2. What is your favorite Nikolai Belinski line?
"You cannot even beat a drunk Soviet!"
"Out of my way piz-da!"
"Die by the hand of Nikolai! Hey, that rhymes..."
"You don't want my soul, it probably tastes like vodka. Mmm... vodka."
"That smells disgusting... like my fourth wife. She pretty though... pretty and smelly, weird combo."
"Now they're here, now they're not. Such is life in the...ah, fuck you."
"Have a round on me! Get it? A "round"? Eh.. never mind, fuck you..."
"FUCK YOU TAKEOOOOO!!"
3. What is your favorite Takeo Masaki line?
"With the force of one thousand wombats YOU DIE!"
4. What is you favorite Edward Richtofen line?
"Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of ZHE DOCTOR!!!"
"No touching zhe doctor, unless he asks..."
"Aah, I don't like it vhen zhey lick me!"
"Vithout bullets I vill have to resort to... SCHTABBING!"
"Yes, now zheir kidneys vill be all MINE! Und none for you, Dempshey~"
"Ze Doctor is ready for war now!"
5. Who is your favorite?
All of them
because combined, they make a good team
6. Who do like the least?
I don't like anyone the least
7. What do you think Tank would be like if he got drunk?
8. What do you think Nikolai would be like if he was sober?
"I WOULD NEVER BE SOBBEERRRR!!!
DO NOT JOKE ABOUT-"
"OKAY, OKAY! Jeez..."
9. What do you think Takeo would be like if he got drunk?
10. What do you think Edward Richtofen would be like if he got drunk?
Trying to get into everyone's pants
"VHY IS ZHAT EVERYVONE'S ANSWER TO ZHIS QUESTION???!!!"
11. What do you think Nazi Zombies would be like if you were a character?
Way more derpy, for sure
12. How many wives do you think Nikolai Belinski will acquire before he dies?